April 2011
7 posts
Listen
Sing all you sinners....
(518): It looks like Mom wants to go to the Turf. Let me know if you’re still interested because she wants to confirm the reservation.
(518-1): Certainly! Where is this again? Is that the mimosa place?
(518): It’s on Wolf Rd. This isn’t the place w/the mimosa station, sadly
(518-1): Okay, I’ll bring the camel bag of champagne.
Yeah, I'm in another castle and shit...
“hello, dear princess, my name is [redacted], i just came accross your profile and would really like to know you better, From what i read i feel like we could start something new together. my IM is [redacted] at yahoo dot com.i would appreciate if you add me so we get to chat and know each other better. thanks”
+5 because my profile says I’m “seeing someone”
+8 for...
It's Thursday
Dear Hairball Machine: That’s NOT what “go to the mattresses” means!! Signed, The Tall One
Questions about friendship...
In response to A Futile Mistake’s blog post of the same name
Do you trust your friends implicitly? If they lose your trust, is it easier to no longer be friends with them than to try to get it to return?
I do trust my friends implicitly. If they lose my trust, depending on the level of severity of the offense, my response can be anything from keeping them at arm’s length or cutting...
“I realized somebody oughta make an alarm clock that sounds like a baby barfing....”
– This what the first thing I thought of this morning when my cat woke me up in a very untimely fashion. That was the longest half-second of my life. One second I’m dreaming, the next I’m standing in the living room with a roll of paper towels that have materialized out of thin air...
Shutting down.
Taking some time off the internet for a while. If you need to reach me, call/text me on my phone (if you’re my FB friend, it’s on my info page). Write me a letter. Mail me a postcard. Whatevs. I’m around, just not here.
