December 2010
3 posts
To my friends...
This year has been an exciting adventure and an exercise in patience (whether or not I exhibited it).
I’ve changed addresses no less than 5 times, jobs twice, storage units twice and I’ve gained tons of frequent driver miles with Budget Rent-A-Truck. I missed my friends the most, being so far away from them, but thanks to the internet I’ve been able to keep in touch with their goings-in, and...
INT, WIS, CHA
This interchange had me laughing for a good several minutes this morning:
Me: Bad: leaving my wallet at home. Good: finding 15 bucks rolled up in a receipt at the bottom of my purse.
Friend: worse: the money is cursed! By a gypsy! A gypsy named Edna who practices Scientology and hates oat meal!
Me: A bag of cookies appears on my desk! ::…rolls 20-sided die:: The Curse is lifted!...
OH
Co2: What do you mean you don’t like meatloaf? THAT’S UNAMERICAN!
Co1: It’s a big friggin’ meatball!
Co3: What kind of Guinea are you?
